we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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