Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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