i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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