Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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