i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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