Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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