can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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