Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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