True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
