Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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