she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i believe in u and ur pee
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