so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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