I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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