Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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