We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Randomize
