I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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