why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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