the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I understand Curling. That high.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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