dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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