if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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