There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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