The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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