I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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