I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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