I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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