At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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