For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It's just like the Real World with babies
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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