How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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