i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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