i jhust puked up my retainher.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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