five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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