as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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