I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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