Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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