Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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