I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Randomize