question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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