I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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