I am in a vortex of obligation.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
