As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
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He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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