Even water is tasting like jack daniels
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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