We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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