We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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