i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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