The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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