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So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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