Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
where are my eyebrows?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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