it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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