That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.