I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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