I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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