When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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