plz talk dirty to me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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