...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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