at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize