i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
operation have a gay friend backfired
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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