I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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