So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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