South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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