Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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